The Guy's rules: by the guys, of the guys, for the gals!
Finally some one has done this job, just check it out!!
Rules of the guys - Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmailing.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing'
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Labels: Matters of life
Amazing quotes (updatable)
This post contains an ever-expandable list of some witty and different quotes. If u want to conribute to this list, just post ur reply to me and u may find ur suggested quote included in this list!
10. There is only one place where you can find me... in your dreams! (Mar 29'06)
9. The most difficult thing in life is to keep quite and listen! (Mar 20'06)
8. Courage is not absence of fear but realisation that something else is more important than fear. (Mar 20'06)
7. Diamond is just another piece of coal that did well under pressure. (Mar 20'06)
6. Never call people idiots, instead borrow money from them! (Mar 20'06)
5. Don't let go too soon, but don't hang on too long. (Mar 20'06)
4. Failure is temporary, giving up is what makes it permanent. (Mar 20'06)
3. Success is never ending and failure is never final. (Mar 03'06)
2. Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them, but you know they're always there. (Mar 03'06)
1. Lose but don't lose the lesson. (Mar 03'06)
Labels: Matters of life
Be careful Mr. Chappel, we are democratic but not liberal!!
It's been almost a year since Greg Chappel took over as the coach of the IndianCricket Team. But the hardcore Aussie is not ready to give up his instinct to beget controversies. A few months back, it was his middle finger that gave rise to the ire of cricket fans in Kolkata. This time around, it is his comment about ousted captain of the team Sourav Ganguli. A few days back, in an interview, Greg purported that Sourav was more in need of finances than anything else when he played in a test match against Pakistan.
That, in fact, seems even logical. The Indian cricket board (BCCI) had declareda new compensation plan some time back segregating players into various levels and giving them remuneration likewise. Sourav was put in the highest category, which attracts annual fees of over Rs.1 crore notwithstanding his earlier two-year poor stint.
Greg, you may be actually speaking the reality, but don't forget, we generally don't allow anybody (especially the firnags!) to taint images of our idols (evenfor the better)!!! We really don't mind our celebrities taking that extra-freedom to mess with other people's career or to kill somebody while driving recklessly or to kill an endangered animal in its habitat!
So, Greg, don't take things personally, at least as long as you are in India!!
Labels: Cricket
